Nah, no help.
I fucking hate generic motherboards that don't come with a manual.
On the other hand, I hate paying for things.

So I suppose I can't complain.
I was trying to get the SATA drive to work, and install Windows XP on it for my brother. I searched around, and it looked like I needed the SATA shit for my motherboard... turned out I needed the drivers for the SATA *card* (obvious, right?).
Only problem was, the SATA card didn't come with drivers. *sighs*
Ah well, 7200rpm 80gb SATA drive for $50 = win.